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What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

The underlay! underlay!

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

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What did the Mexican family get for Christmas?

Deported

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

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What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!