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What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

The underlay! underlay!

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How do you know if you have amnesia?

I don't know.

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican knight?

The Chosen Juan.

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!