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What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

The underlay! underlay!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

What's the name of the tree that gives Mexicans?

The scaffolding

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

Underlay Jokes More Underlay Jokes

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!