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What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

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What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?

A chameleon on a tartan rug!

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What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.