What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

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What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

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What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

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What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

About fifty pounds.

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

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Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.