Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.
A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"
A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!
Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.
Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...
Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
To sleep under it
