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What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

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How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

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What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

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What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.