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What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

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What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!

What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

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What is the definition of gross ignorance?

144 blondes.

What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

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Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.