What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

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What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

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What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.