What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

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What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

Exhaust Pipe Jokes More Exhaust Pipe Jokes

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.