Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their german market.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

Exhaust Pipe Jokes More Exhaust Pipe Jokes

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.