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Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why is everyone talking about me?

They seem mad..." -Temp worker at Foot Locker

What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common?

They're still talking about what happened in 1982.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.