Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

What's big and green and sits in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk!

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.