Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do cows sit on?

Couches

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips