How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

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What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A cello burns longer.

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Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

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What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

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What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

What sound does a Polish crow make?

Krakow