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What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

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Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

What color are Margaery's eyes?

Blue. One blew this way, the other one blew that way!

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

You make my temperature rise.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

Intend Jokes More Intend Jokes

What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.