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What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

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Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

What do you call a funny baked good?

A pun

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How do nursing babies blow their noses?

With breast tissue.

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

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What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

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Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.