What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

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Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

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What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

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What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

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Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

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What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.