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What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

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What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

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What color eyes did Kurt Cobain have?

Blue - One blew this way and one blew that way

Who's there! Bronte! Bronte who?

Bronte of the blow!

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What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise.

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

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What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano?

D-flat

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.

What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

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What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.