What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

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What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

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Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

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What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

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What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.