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What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?

The Lizard of Oz!

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

On a map!

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What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ.

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What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.