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What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

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Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium!

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What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

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What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ.

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What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.