What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

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What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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What's a redditors worst fear?

OC

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

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How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.

What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

Http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/