Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

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What is a pirate's worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty.

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

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What was the pirate boxing champion known for?

His left hook.

What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

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What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

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What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor