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Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

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Booty Jokes More Booty Jokes

What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

What do you call the entrance to a brothel?

Hodor

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...