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Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

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Booty Jokes More Booty Jokes

What is a pirate's worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty.

What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

What's a pirates favorite material?

Arrrgyle*YARRRN!*Thanks Bravesurf

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts...

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!