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Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

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Booty Jokes More Booty Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite video game?

Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.

What is a pirate's worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

What do you call the entrance to a brothel?

Hodor