How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

Tell them it floats!

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

How many successive 'ands' can you fit into a sentence with it still making sense?

The landlord at The Dog And Duck pub needed a new sign to hang above the door, so he contacted his signwriter. The signwriter arrived a week later with the new sign, hung it above the door, and asked the landlord what he thought. The landlord replied with, "I like it. However, I do feel that there should be bigger spaces between ' ' and ' ', and ' ' and ' '".

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What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.

Cubans Jokes More Cubans Jokes

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers?

Because they make it here.

Shoebox Jokes More Shoebox Jokes

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

Tell them it floats!