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What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

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What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds?

An amber alert was issued

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How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

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What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

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What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

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What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!