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What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the two mad vampires?

They both went a little batty.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Rave Jokes More Rave Jokes

What do bears take at raves?

Maully.

What's black, blue, and red all over?

The Grudge at a rave.

Billy Mays Jokes More Billy Mays Jokes

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!