What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

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Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

How are STEM majors and inflatable slides the same?

You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.

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How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

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What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

What do you call Billy Mays when he says something stupid?

An OxyMoron!