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What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

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Natalie Wood.

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You turn me on

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I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?

Tyrone

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!