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What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!

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Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean?

A Dell - Rolling In The Deep

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When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.

Tyrone Jokes More Tyrone Jokes

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!

Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?

Tyrone