What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!

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Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

What do you call a floating potato?

A levi-tater.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Why do they keep making TVs thinner and thinner?

To keep up with the content.

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Tyrone Jokes More Tyrone Jokes

Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?

Tyrone

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!