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What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!

Where were you?

Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

Tyrone Jokes More Tyrone Jokes

Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?

Tyrone

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!