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What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Tyrone Jokes More Tyrone Jokes

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!