Tyrone Jokes

Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?

Tyrone

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What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

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What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What does an agnostic... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Where are smells made?

In the olfactory.

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What does Jimmy Buffett's chicken say?

It's 5 o'cluck somewhere.

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.