Tyrone Jokes

Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?

Tyrone

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What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

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5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the English language?

Five more years of Cameron

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

Tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

Why did the integer drown?

Because it can't float.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

What did the tv get for Christmas?

Replaced

Black Mother Jokes More Black Mother Jokes

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

Deez nuts.