Tyrone Jokes

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5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

What has 5 eyes?

Invisibility

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

Black Mother Jokes More Black Mother Jokes
Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.