Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.

Abortion Jokes More Abortion Jokes

What's the best part about abortions?

They never get old

What do you call a black woman who has had five abortions?

A crime fighter.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

Nice Car Jokes More Nice Car Jokes

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

How about sonic?

She said, "That's not somewhere nice" I said, "It is if you go in a nice car."