What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.

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What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar?

One dollar

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What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

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Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

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What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.

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What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.