They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.
Because they're still alive.
Patti O'Furniture
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
What an Idiot.
The letter D.
He was trying to dodge the draft.
Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet
Because it is the year of the monkey.
Because everyone always left them hanging!
Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.
Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America
