Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

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Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.