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Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception