Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What ringtone have you got?

Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got " Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Who's there! Cameron! Cameron who?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures!

Why did it take so long to see a picture of Saint West?

Because he was a Tidal exclusive.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups