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Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

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What did the guy with bad internet get?

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What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

Where can you go on Reddit to ask questions?

Not /r/movies.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A camera that takes pictures of itself.

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!