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Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage?

Arrrrrr Metis!

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

It's a rhetorical question I know this now

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

Nophiltrum

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.