Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the WTC get hit by Terrorist?

They didn't get hit by Terrorists.

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

Why is your face all scratched?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses!

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Boomerang Jokes More Boomerang Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...