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Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

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What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

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What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry.

What do you call a dating app for neckbeards?

Tipper.

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What kind of drug is /r/theRedPill?

It's a beta blocker

Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.