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What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.

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Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

What's black, red, and blue all over?

Rihanna.

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Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What do all battered women have in common?

In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.