What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.

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What's black, red, and blue all over?

Rihanna.

Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer?

Rihanna, mate.

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Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter