What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.

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Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer?

Rihanna, mate.

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

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Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.