Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if it's Lochte'd

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

Batter Jokes More Batter Jokes

What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

Ferguson Police Department Jokes More Ferguson Police Department Jokes

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal