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Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

When the door is open!

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

Batter Jokes More Batter Jokes

What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

Ferguson Police Department Jokes More Ferguson Police Department Jokes

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal