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Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Batter Jokes More Batter Jokes

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

Ferguson Police Department Jokes More Ferguson Police Department Jokes

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal