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Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

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What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?

Two dogs howling at the moon.

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

Because K-10 is for cats.

Fist Jokes More Fist Jokes

Why not fist her?

Badoom TSSSSssT! (Say it out loud)

Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!