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Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Fist Jokes More Fist Jokes

How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!