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Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

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What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Fist Jokes More Fist Jokes

How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

Why not fist her?

Badoom TSSSSssT! (Say it out loud)

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..