Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

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How do dogs do business?

Pro-bono

What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

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Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

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How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.