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Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

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What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

Which alligator lives in the Arctic?

The refridgegator.

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What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

Where do terrorists go to have a drink?

Allahuak Bar

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What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

Very little

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head