Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

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What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

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What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.