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Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

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What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

What's the absolute worst city to live in?

An atroCITY.

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What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised

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What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

You get a short circut.