What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer

What was it again?

Sagittarius, Capricorn - No ma'am, CANCER!

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What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the Mexican family get for Christmas?

Deported

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Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs