What was it again?

Sagittarius, Capricorn - No ma'am, CANCER!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple..?

Cancer.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Ma'am Jokes More Ma'am Jokes

How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."