What did the Mexican family get for Christmas?

Deported

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Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.