What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine?

The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth

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What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine?

The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth

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Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.

What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

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Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist?

Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.