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What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine?

The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth

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What language do birds speak?

Pigeon English!

What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine?

The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth

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How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

Why is the moon tastier than Earth?

It's meteor.

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What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....