How do you describe getting cancer on your resume?

As a real growth opprotunity

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What do you call a video game that gives cancer?

Tombr Aider

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

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Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

What does a hairstylist call their resume?

A tresume.