How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

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How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

Who's there! Butcher! Butcher who?

Butcher your arms around me!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

What has four legs and several fins?

A happy bear!

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!