What's better than being the first Black President of the United States?

Being the 45th white one.

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Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

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Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.