What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

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Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.