What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do you call a black with no arms?

Trustworthy.

Who's there! Butch! Butch who?

Butch your arms around me!

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What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday?

Cancer.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

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Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.