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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

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What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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Cancer.

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A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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Don't pay the water bill.

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"