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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

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Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

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Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"