Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
To look sharp
Pretty gaunt
To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
Because they mess up the whole house!
Remove the ring and your house is gone.
Leave a plunger in the toilet
To find Pooh!
The last one out is meant to get the Wights
The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected
B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight
With asparagus...
Because she kept throwing out all the W's
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
The average persons resume
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
