Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
By looking out the kitchen window.
Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!
I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.
A cottage
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
He was looking for Pooh.
It was low hanging fruit.
Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."
As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....
Fixed* deleted
Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.
They're not infallible
ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.
As a real growth opprotunity
The average persons resume
