Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week
They both look good hanging from a tree
Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.
Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.
Hobbitat for Humanity
They are four ways you can lose your house!
He was looking for the Captain's log.
She left a plunger in the toilet
After giving it a substantial amount of thought and discussing it with my advisors, I've decided against it. I mean, I'd love to, and I appreciate those who'd support me, but I feel like I wouldn't be able to take the stress mentally- and physically." After being asked what physical stress he'd experience, he responded: "I don't think I'd be able to handle that much running."
I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "
Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.
He used an eyepatch
He threw out the W's
Awkward.
Oh. My. God. You're hired.
