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Who's there! Bette-lou! Bette-lou who?

Bette-lou a few pounds!

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.