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Why aren't hippies good pitchers?

Because they're always high and outside.

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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.