Why couldn't the rocketeer hit her target?

Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.

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Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

Because there is a target in every corner.

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

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Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face?

Because it was the punch line.

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!