Why is French body armour so cheap?

They only need it for their back

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How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

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Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

What do you get if you take the red circle off a Japanese flag?

The French flag.