Why is it that lawyers get sick?

It's because they are ually obligated to do so.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.