Why was Mary's phone bill so high?

She was a roamin' catholic.

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What do you call a Christian who visits shrines?

A roamin' Catholic.

What do you call a nun that is lost?

A Roamin' Catholic

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Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN