OP delivers.
I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
Removed
When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.
A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.
It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago
Neither one delivers on Sunday!
I'm Ellen Pao, AMA
They see his AMA and turn off the computer.