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What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

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What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

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Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram?

One is a Fey Goat, while the other is a.

Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

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What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

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What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an AMA?

OP delivers.

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

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What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant?

Fetus deletus!