What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

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Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

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Why is Rengar so OP?

Because E: Bola Strike.

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

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How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

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Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain?

Because they don't deliver.

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

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Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next