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What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between r/showerthoughts and Jaden Smith's twitter?

Capitalization.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Op Jokes More Op Jokes

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain?

Because they don't deliver.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

Pregnant Jokes More Pregnant Jokes

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.