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What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

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What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

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What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant?

Fetus deletus!

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next