What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

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What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

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How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

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How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.