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What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

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What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

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How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two!...

How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.