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What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How did King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*

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What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

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How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.