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Unemployment Line Jokes

Whats long and black?

The unemployment line

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What is long, black and smelly?

The unemployment line.

What is long, black and stinks?

The unemployment line

What's long, dark, and stinks?

The unemployment line.

Whats long black and stinky?

The unemployment line.

What's long, black and doesn't work?

The unemployment line.

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