How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

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Why do cannibals never go hungry?

Because they can make themselves dinner.

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

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What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

What did the five fingers say to the phallus?

FAP!!!