How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

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What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

What is a big dinner for a cannibal?

A three-corpse meal.

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What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.