Why do women put on makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad...

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

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What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

Chloroform

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!